if you havent seen #governmentshutdownpickuplines then you’re seriously missing out
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Note to self: in order to write, you have to actually do more than stare at a Word document rereading what you’ve already written. For example, maybe typing new words would be a good strategy.
bold of you to assume i’ve already written anything
me:*takes a deep breath*
me:i lo-
anyone who has spent five seconds around me ever: Yes, you love Hermes, we know, you love Hermes so much, he’s the light of your life, you love him so much, you just love Hermes, we KNOW, you love Hermes you friggin’ love Hermes ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE HERMES. WE GET IT.
Getting thrown into the real world like
I’ve recently started college and this is so much more relatable now